When did I enter this alternate evil universe where people like Dick Cheney and Britney Spears can run amok? No matter. I have been tracking the progress of the epidemic known as toxoplasma neoconii. It is a variant of the brain parasite toxoplasma gondii. Bill Kristol seems to have the most severe case I’ve seen yet. It’s latest victim seems to be Mike Huckabee. He’s proposing a constitutional amendment to make the US Constitution more in line with God. On the surface that sounds totally insane, but when you dig a little deeper you soon discover that it is totally insane.

I really ought to expand this entry and explain it more thoroughly. I might but probably won’t.