Que sera, sera, whatever will be, will be, but first I need more coffee.

Year: 2010 (Page 2 of 7)

Why 2010 won’t be 1994

Or rather why 2011 won’t be 1995. I was really kinda hopin’ that the 2010 mid-term elections won’t be as disastrous for the Democrats as it was in 1994. It will be in some respects. Dems are projected to keep the Senate but lose the House. However, the main difference being in 1994-1995 the economy was much better. We are in the midst of the worst recession since the Great Depression. Only the stimulus, as small as it was, kept the US from imploding into another major depression.

Paul Krugman has a very sobering essay Divided We Fail. He does a good job of explaining what we could look forward to in a likely Republicans takeover of the House.

The other difference is the Tea Party. In the 1990’s we had the militia movement. Well with the 2008 election they’ve gone mainstream and come back as the Tea Party. They are far more radicalized than the last time around. There’s a lot of good decent folks who’ve been convinced to vote against their own interests mixed with a liberal dose of racists, birthers, tenthers, truthers, and deathers. And as we get closer to the election the Tea Partiers are becoming more thuggish at election rallies. It gets even better. They are projecting all of their bad behavior and beliefs on the left: “Hey, you stepped on my head.” “No, your head damaged my boot.”

In times of stress societies become more religious and more violent. This can be seen in the historical and archeological records. Our global civilization is going through some very stressful times. 2010 has seen it’s share of disasters: Haiti earthquake, Pakistani flood, Russian drought, BP Gulf oil spill, just to name a few. Also, this past decade has seen some pretty big disasters, the Boxing Day Tsunami, Katrina, Iraq, Afghanistan. Finally, the impacts of global warming are starting to be felt and are only going to get worse.

So the question is not how are you going to vote on Nov 2? The question is how are you going to live in an everchanging world that is under intense and increasing stress? My thoughts were that if the Democrats retain control of Congress things wouldn’t necessarily get better but it would buy us the time to give it a go. With the likelihood of Republicans taking control things are going to get worse in pretty short order. Neither party is addressing the real problems we are facing.

I tweet the darndest things

Some of these tweets below are from today and the rest are from a few days ago. I’m particularly proud of these, but it doesn’t mean anyone else will like them. One of big things I notice about Project Runway is how a designer will be inordinately proud of something they made and they think the judges will love it, but the judges will tear them a new asshole on how awful it is. Yes, you should be proud of your own work, but if you want to put something in front of an audience you shouldn’t be surprised when they turn into a firing squad. I think that’s why I like trying my hand at humor, you know right away if someone likes it. Although all in all I’m probably better at cooking than at being funny.

Sometimes it’s painful giving up living in a fantasy world. For example when I stopped believing in the tooth fairy I lost an income source.

I’d be more inclined to believe in the invisible hand of the market if it gave a reacharound every once in a while.

And Jesus said blame the poor for their own misfortune. Tell the lazy to find work. Tell the hungry to bake their own pie.

The rich will tell you the moral of the story of Les Miserables is, “Don’t steal the bread.”

If someone complains you never say anything nice about Sarah Palin, you can say she knows the difference between a lectern and a podium.

The Ultimate Triple Feature

Sometimes a movie title tells you everything you want to know. Snakes on a Plane is one such title. And when you find out Samuel L. Jackson is starring you know it’s going to be awesome (at least until you watch it). The other day I can across the trailer for Hobo With a Shotgun starring Rutger Hauer. More awesomeness. So I tweeted Evo Terra and he replied that both of those movies would make a great triple feature with Machete.

Now that title isn’t as descriptive as the other, but I have to agree. If the title had been Angry Mexican With a Machete (which would be an accurate description), that would have been perfect. When I first saw the Machete movie trailer it was a fake movie trailer in Grindhouse. That trailer was recently redone when Arizona passed SB1070. I was more shocked than pleased when I found it was going to be a real movie. A lot of times these movies don’t live up to the promise shown in the trailers, so for you viewing pleasure The Ultimate Triple Movie (Trailer) Feature. Warning. Each trailer more violent and bloody than the previous one.

My Twitter BFF’s

Here’s the 140 tweet of my BFF’s:


My Twitter BFFs: @kold_news13 @warneronstine @tuckertown @plutoniumpage @ginou10 @underland @oatmeal. Find yours @ http://twitterbffs.com

And here’s the full list (It’s supposed to be a tag cloud):

  • @naomip2robinson
  • @txjogger12
  • @danaseverance
  • @bphuettner
  • @plutoniumpage
  • @beerwars
  • @actionawesome
  • @socratic
  • @pfischer
  • @obiorion
  • @sunny_hundal
  • @oatmeal
  • @ginou10
  • @leftwingcracker
  • @antonvowl
  • @fivethirtyeight
  • @bestchurchofgod
  • @emoontx
  • @cdashiell
  • @shortstack81
  • @tinydoctor
  • @zennie62
  • @badastronomer
  • @kold_news13
  • @tuckertown
  • @legacyb4
  • @underland
  • @lrockwellatty
  • @mutabilis
  • @shoq
  • @jc_christian
  • @briannaroza16
  • @sonorandragon
  • @jamiegator
  • @karmiccycle
  • @warneronstine
  • @qu1j0t3
  • @hannahmontanna6
  • @otoolefan
  • @davewiner
  • @barbiesnow
  • @koralatov
  • @infixum
  • @pzmyers

I don’t agree with all the choices and I have no idea what BFF uses for it’s criteria. I despise the term BFF. It reminds me what a drill instructor said to us in Air Force basic training. “You know who your buddy is?” he asked. “No, sir.” we replied. “He’s the guy who goes off base to town, gets two blow jobs and brings you back one.”

If programming languages were religion

So I was perusing my old Digg comments when I came across one I particularly like. It’s attached to Digg: If programming languages were religions. They’d left out FORTRAN.


Old Programmer: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to zombify thousands of computer is insignificant next to the power of FORTRAN."

Script Kiddie: "Don't try to frighten us with your programmer's ways, old man. Your sad devotion to that ancient computer language has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Spammer's hidden serv...**gack**

Old Programmer: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

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